U:

Unable to locate Coffee - Sysop Processor Halted!

V:

VA, "Mother State of Presidents," is on the pill

W:

What are Baby Monster's parents called? Dead and Mummy

X:

Xmas Carol >> Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

Y:

Yes... what do you THINK it is? :) - Dire Wolf

Z:

ZMODEM: It should be hooked up to zphone.

And finally...

Quick! You! Make a Fright Check at -6 now!

(Friday, 06 November, 2026.)