A:

A man is as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

B:

Betrayed by his final thoughts. Bender

C:

Christmas just gets less and less merry each year. - Dad

D:

Dragons like nibblemeats

E:

Elvis may hate OS/2, but then, he's dead...just like windows.

And finally...

Quindam: a mother of five babies.

(Sunday, 05 July, 2026.)