Guy Abandons - Been?... Oh! - collection.Stories of - SHEEP; 1> The local Pastor was walking along the country lane one day when he met a young farmers daughter at the side of the road, who was prodding at a sheep there, with a stick. He asked her "what are you doing with that sheep?", she told him "I have to take it to the ram, but it keeps stopping to chew the grass and won't budge". The Pastor was a little concerned for her and asked "could I be of help?", she said "No!... it has to be the ram". 2> There was a hillside full of sheep and amongst them was a dominant ram known locally as Major and his wooly army. Major Ram stormed in amongst the flock demanding a fight, his Mrs and lunch; he said - "I want you, ewe and Yew". The little gay ram in the corner bleeted - "I want ewe, you and Yew". 3> Major Ram was the only sheep in Wales to keep the local pub. One day, a shaggy old billy goat strolled in for a chew of the curtains and drip towels. Major Ram chased him out saying - "You're Baaaa'd!". (c)1996. |
(Sunday, 05 July, 2026.)
