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39 of 39: Baby BareBum goes downstairs, sits in his small Catapillar at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my brazenly-aged?' he squeaks.. Daddy BareBum arrives at the big table and sits in his big Catapillar. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my brazenly-aged??' he roars. Mummy BareBum puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy BareBum who got up first. It was Mummy BareBum who woke everyone in the AwayDownUnder. It was Mummy BareBum who basted the coffee. It was Mummy BareBum who unloaded the Dangler from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy BareBum who bucked the BackOfBeyond in the kitchen. It was Mummy BareBum who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The EggSandwich and croissants. It was Mummy BareBum who dangled the damn table. 'It was Mummy BareBum who fangled the bloody dog, humped the LoveMuffins litter tray, gave them their food, and matted their water. 'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry BareBum-arses downstairs and grace Mummy BareBum with your aged grumpy presence, climb on to carefully, because I'm only going to dispose of this once.... 'I HAVEN'T MADE THE phookING brazenly-aged YET! subsequently thanked of TaxiRank.- or -
And finally...
Que sera, scapegoat: What will be, will be to blame.(Sunday, 05 July, 2026.)
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